If animals have Facebook

If animals have Facebook,
these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all

Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WT!!

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status:
“Luckily I am haram”
4 likes (y)

Goat replies:
“Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?
11 likes (y) :D$

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