If animals have Facebook

If animals have Facebook,
these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all

Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WT!!

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status:
“Luckily I am haram”
4 likes (y)

Goat replies:
“Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?
11 likes (y) :D$

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  • #Animals #animals on facebook #facebook #status updates #pig #goat #chicken #cat #mosquito
  • 2 years ago
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This is why Facebook sucks

PLEASE READ: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE WHO USES FACEBOOK FOR BUSINESS OR PERSONAL REASONS AND WISHES TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH THEIR CONTACTS!! Have you noticed that you are only seeing updates in your newsfeed from the same people lately? Have you also noticed that when you post things like status messages, photos and links, the same circle of people are commenting and you are not hearing from anyone else? …The problem is that a large chunk of your contact list can’t see anything you post and here’s why: The “New Facebook” has a newsfeed setting that by default is automatically set to show ONLY posts from people you’ve recently interacted with or have interacted the most with (which would be limited to the couple of weeks just before people started switching to the “new profile”). So, in other words, for both business and personal pages, unless you or your friends/fans commented on one anothers posts within those couple of weeks - you are now invisible to them and they are invisible to you!! HERE’S THE FIX: On your homepage click the “Most Recent” title on the right of the Newsfeed, then click on the drop down arrow beside it and select “Edit Options”. Click on “Show Posts From” and change the setting to “All Of Your Friends and Pages” (you can also access the “Edit Options” link at the very bottom of the Facebook homepage on the right) Note: Business pages do not have a newsfeed. Owners of business pages should adjust the settings on their personal accounts. The good news is: You can now view all of your friends and fans again. The bad news is: YOU ARE STILL INVISIBLE to a large portion of your list. If you want to re-establish contact, you will need to get the word out to ALL of your contacts.

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  • #Facebook #new facebook
  • 3 years ago